$10.00
I have written fifty new 50-word stories and drawn a bunch of new drawings. They will be collected in a high quality, heavy paper, display worthy tome. The drawings look like the best drawings. The stories are each exactly 50-words long and read like this,
The attic and the basement were in love. They exchanged letters and promises of devotion, but try as they might, they couldn’t touch. Save for their love, life was torture. They knew their only hope for contact was a wild giant swinging his axe through the floor that divided them.